Hashbrowns

Robinhood Chain

You can't order a hashbrown. You fry one.

A browser game with pixel hashbrowns that live inside one contract. To get one, your computer makes millions of quick random guesses until one wins, and the winning guess decides its shape, crisp, hat and whatever it's holding. The first 1,000 are free, and after that they start at 0.001 ETH. Every order and every resale fills the Happy Hour meter, and when it's full, five orders are on the house. Combine hashbrowns into Jumbos, Family Sizes and Party Platters to get an edge when Happy Hour hits.

Fresh sample
Fried so far0
Shift1
Guesses to win one4.2M
PriceFree
Happy Hour meter Every paid order and every resale royalty fills this meter. When it's full, the next five orders are on the house.

01 · The fryer

Fry a hashbrown

Press Start frying and your computer starts guessing. Every guess has the same tiny chance to win, so it's like rolling dice millions of times: sometimes you win in seconds, sometimes it takes longer. When a guess wins, your wallet asks you to confirm and the hashbrown is yours. If someone else wins first, a new round starts on its own. Keep this tab open while you fry.

ModePractice
Your cooldownNone
Your Happy Hour boost—
Guesses per second—
Guesses this round0

It takes about 4.2M guesses on average.

Pickup counter

Your hashbrown lands here

    02 · Your kitchen

    Combine, boost, or toss

    Combine two hashbrowns of the same size into the next size up. The one you pick first keeps its number, its special and its badge, and grows; the other is gone for good. Bigger sizes and specials earn Happy Hour points, and points mean you need fewer guesses to win a free Happy Hour order.

    Hashbrowns you hold—
    Happy Hour points—
    Boost from points—
    Regular?—
    Happy Hour boost—

    Combine

    Take from the burned one
    Keep
    Burn
    Result

    Pick two hashbrowns of the same size.

    The dumpster

    The pot buys back leftovers: any regular-size hashbrown that was paid for when it was mined and has no special or badge, for half of its original mint price. It's burned on the spot. Pot right now: —.

    The offer is set when a hashbrown is mined and never changes. It's half of what the miner paid, not what you paid: a hashbrown mined for 0.01 ETH gets 0.005 ETH from the dumpster even if you bought it for 0.03 ETH on a marketplace. Hashbrowns mined for free (the launch and Happy Hour), specials, badged and combined hashbrowns can't be tossed, whatever anyone paid for them later.

    Your hashbrowns

    Connect a wallet to see your hashbrowns.

    03 · Employee of the Shift

    Who's running the fryer?

    Whoever fries the most hashbrowns in a shift of 1,000 is Employee of the Shift. When the shift ends, they pin a badge onto any hashbrown they hold, and it becomes part of that hashbrown's art for good. It's just for bragging rights. On a tie, whoever got there first keeps the spot.

    Shift 1 standings

      This shift's specialStill in the fryer
      Your fries this shift—

      Last shift's badge

      The first badge is awarded when shift 1 ends at 1,000 hashbrowns.

      05 · How it works

      How frying works

      1

      Guess

      Your computer mixes a random number with your wallet address and the last hashbrown made, and scrambles them into a code. It does this millions of times, looking for a rare winning code. Your address is part of every guess, so nobody can copy your win, and the last hashbrown is too, so nobody can guess ahead of time.

      2

      Claim

      When a guess wins, the site sends it to the contract, which checks it in an instant. If nobody beat you to it, the hashbrown is yours. If someone did, everyone starts a new round.

      3

      Keep

      Your winning code decides what your hashbrown looks like: shape, crisp, toppings and what it's holding. The contract draws it from that code the same way every time, forever. No server, no upload.

      A gentler kitchen

      Free launch · 1,000

      The whole first shift is free: the first 1,000 hashbrowns cost only the network fee, including shift 1's special and badge.

      Prices · 0.001 → 0.1

      Paid orders start at 0.001 ETH and rise a little with every order: still under 0.003 ETH at #3,000, about 0.008 at #5,000 and about 0.1 at #10,000. No sudden jumps.

      No last call

      There's no cap on how many can be made. Prices rise, and each hashbrown takes about 10% more guesses every 1,000, and that's what slows the game down over time.

      Back to players · 10% → 20%

      Part of every paid order, plus every resale royalty, goes into the pot, which pays for free Happy Hour orders and the dumpster. That share starts at 10% and grows to 20% by #10,000. The rest keeps the kitchen running (see the fine print).

      Happy Hour · 5 free orders

      Think of the pot as a jar with a line drawn on it. The line sits at ten times whatever an order costs right now. Two things drip into the jar: part of every paid order and the 5% royalty from every resale. An order's share starts at 10% of its price for the first paid order and grows a little with every order after it, reaching 20% at #10,000 and staying there. When the drips reach the line, the next 5 orders are free for whoever mines them, and the line is redrawn for the next round.

      At the launch price of 0.001 ETH the line sits at 0.01 ETH, which is about 100 paid orders, or 0.2 ETH of trading, or any mix of the two. Nobody is paid for a free order, the kitchen included: they simply cost nothing. The banner at the top of the page shows how full the jar is.

      Regulars · ×2

      If you paid for an order since the last Happy Hour, you need half as many guesses to win a Happy Hour order.

      Points · up to ×3

      Jumbo 1 point, Family Size 2.5, Party Platter 6, any special +25. The more points you hold, the fewer guesses you need in Happy Hour: 1 point makes it 1.25× easier, a Party Platter about 1.6×, a special 2.25×, and 3× at most. Points that arrive by transfer wait an hour before they count.

      Dumpster · 50%

      The pot buys back plain, regular-size hashbrowns that were paid for when mined, for half of their original mint price, and burns them. Resale prices don't count: a hashbrown mined for 0.01 ETH always gets 0.005 ETH.

      Speed limit · 30 sec

      The game aims for one new hashbrown about every 30 seconds, however many people are playing. After every 16 hashbrowns it checks: if they came faster, winning takes more guesses (up to twice as many); if slower, fewer. It never gets easier than the normal starting level for that point in the game.

      Cooldown · ×2

      Each hashbrown you win makes your next one take twice as many guesses. That extra wears off one step every 30 seconds. It only affects you, so one fast computer can't take every hashbrown, even in Happy Hour.

      Quiet reset · 10 min

      If nobody wins a hashbrown for 10 minutes, the number of guesses needed drops back to the normal starting level for that point in the game, so the game never gets stuck.

      Sizes

      Two of a size make one of the next. The sticker counts the regular hashbrowns inside.

      The late-shift menu

      Some traits only turn up once the kitchen has been open a while. Once a trait unlocks it stays on the menu, so hashbrowns from later shifts can be things the early ones never can.

      A special every shift

      One one-of-one is drawn in every shift of 1,000, for as long as the kitchen stays open. The odds climb as the shift goes on without one, so if none has dropped, the shift's last hashbrown is guaranteed to be special. The first twenty are named and below, covering the first 20,000 hashbrowns (unfixed traits use sample rolls). After that, every shift still crowns a numbered special, drawn in one of the twenty one-of-one colourways with its own shape, hat and held item. The art is fixed at launch and can never be changed by anyone.

      Try a random roll

        06 · Fine print

        Plain-language terms